Talk Like a Pirate Day

You are  The Quartermaster

 

You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-poop crazy,” the crew likes to have you around         because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service–doling out discipline AND entertainment.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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So, I'm a bit late for the whole "Pirate Day" thingy. But in my defense, I rarely check my messages that are labeled "National Talk Like a Pirate Day", which I think was sometime last week.
Now go here.
And the last place!

Comments

[gj]

"bat poop crazy"? I love it. This is my new favorite insult.

[bb]

I am the Pirate King!