The Bunny Express

Friday:

Hi people! Today I will delight you with not ONE, not TWO, and not THREE, but FOUR run on sentences!
So Friday I kind of hung around a lot, I sewed with Grandma J like crazy and took my pill and told Daisy to SHUT UP. I lied on the floor and listened to Demon talk about boy toys and Transformers and we watched bizarre soap operas like "All my Children" and "Days of Our Lives" where all they do is talk about who slept with who and how their best friends betrayed them forever. Uncle D and Demon went on a walk and then Demon mowed the front lawn and Uncle D mowed the back, then Demon and I watched random things, we hung around some more and saw the Divorce Court and then the news where a lady drank like, two gallons of water and died five hours. I feel bad for her and her family, then at 7:35 Uncle D and Demon and I went to the midnight Harry Potter book midnight thingy at Borders and got a number (112) and a wristband then went shopping and didn't get anything except some books, then we waited for the crowd to pour in and we hung out in the back of the Explorer and Demon took off his shoes and his feet were STINKY, so Uncle D wiped them off with baby wipes, then it smelled like rotten citrus, so we wiped his pitts too, yeah, I bet you've always wanted to know that : ), so to make a long story short we went in and waited FOREVER to get our books (Mom or the computer accidentally ordered two) and while we were in line I made a friend, and her names Danny, and she can do really good horse impressions, and we got hyper because we were so tired, or maybe she was always like that, I calculated that there were 600 people in the building, then we went home at 2:00 in the morning and took my pill and said prayer like VBC (a religious place that I was forced to go to with my daycare) always said, then woke up and it was Saturday!
Yay! Hooray! Four run-on sentences! Whoop-Dee hoop! Yahoo!
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Thursday:

Hi people! Instead of writing only TWO run on sentences I will write THREE! Hooray! Yippee!

So today I woke up, took my pill, had a DELICIOUS breakfast of melted cheese and ham on a sweetbread roll, and then Grandma J how you say, 'wiped me on the floor' playing 'Crazy Eights', then went to Grandma J's doctor appointment in a FANCY place, and there I read a magazine that said something about how Paris Hilton vowed not to be silly or dumb anymore. Grandma J thought that someone had made that up and wrote it for her, but I don't know, then we went to the grocery store and bought some on sale cheese and a can of non - tomato soup, then went home and watched 'Ghostbusters Two', then pieced together without sewing it but knowing what it would look like a quilt that Mom sent in the mail with a roll of *cough* opened 'Sweetarts', then Grandma J and I went to Hollywood video and rented three movies, then I watched one with her and then Uncle D and Demon came home and we watched another one, but Demon got bored and so all of us played 'UNO' and Grandma J ate a CHOCOLATE chip cookie. Then Demon took a bath and I went outside with Uncle D and Daisy barked at the cat then I went to visit Grandma in the computer room and she asked if I wanted to blog so now I am!

Have a good day! I miss you, Mom and Dad!

Wednesday:

Hi people! Okay, today I'll describe my day in two sentences.

So today I kept waking up because Grandma J's cat was meowing really loud really a lot, so then I put it in Grandma J's room so she shut up, but Daisy kept barking so I put her outside but she still barked so I put her inside and told her to shush, then I went back to sleep for an hour or so, got up, took my pill then hung around and played cards with Grandma J, then we decided that we would get out today and so while Grandma J was getting dressed I took Daisy on a mini-walk down the sandy, dustyish alley behind Grandma J's house, but didn't go to far because their is a house that homeless people used to sleep before the owner kicked them out (they had been living somewhere else) so we were walking by the house and there was lots of trash and old things and I saw a big blue blanket and it kind of looked like someone was sleeping in it (ewwwww!) so we just turned around and went home. Then Grandma J and I went to the minimall in the downtown area and visited some cute little stores and I started to feel dizzy so I sat down with Grandma J and we had ice cream for lunch (oops I wasn't supposed to tell! sorry, Grandma J!) then we went to the Vacuum Hospital and picked up Grandma J's vacuum then we went home to make sure that Daisy hadn't peed on my sleeping bag like she did last time ( she hadn't! phew!) and then we went to the hardware store and got a new light bulb for the cute little toy house that I dusted with Grandma J yesterday and then we went grocery shopping and I got some Golden Oreos since I can't have CHOCOLATE then we went home and I checked my thankfully clean sleeping bag again just in case then I played Life with my little cousin Demon (my nickname that he hates to be called >: ]) and then in the middle of the game he had to go so I had to put it away all by myself : ( [but that's okay because I made him set it all up basically] then I called my Mom and Dad and Grandma J made me a bowl of veggies but she added some peppers that made mt throat and tongue feel weird then I went on the computer and wrote a post for my blog called "The Bunny Express" ever heard of it? This has been TWO incorrect grammatically and run on sentency. Have a good day!

-Bunny

p.s. Mommy Daddy, and Sammy I love you and miss you!

Tuesday:

Hi people! Today I will describe my day in one sentence: Ready, set, go!

Today I woke up late, took my pill, had a ham and cheese bagel sandwich that I didn't like so much, watched a movie, had another bagel but this time it had margarine and jam on it, didn't feel good, lied down, played and won a few games of Connect Four (Grandma J won once or twice, I must give her credit, or at least in parentheses!), then played crazy eights, then dusted and straightened the doll house that my mom and grandma built when mom was in high school, and I just finished, then I went to the bathroom and wrote this post. This has been a run on sentence.

-Bunny

Monday:

Hi everybody! I'm at Grandma J's house for this whole week, so I'll blog and tell you about it everyday!

Today was sort of a "sit back and relax" day. I had breakfast (mini bagels and strawberry jelly), took the antacid pill that my doctor told me to take two times a day (I also can't have tomatoes, peppermint, citrus and CHOCOLATE for a whole four weeks), walked around, then Grandma J and I watched Pride and Prejudice (the normal one and the the one with Keira Knightly), and after that we went outside and hung around and yelled at the dogs for barking so loud, and now I'm writing this blog post and we're prepping dinner (green beans and ham).

So I guess I had a very good day! : )

P.S. Mom, how're you doing? Love you!

The Decision

I've decided which dog to take with me, after pacing and thinking and pacing and thinking... and I think Daisy should go. Sorry grandma, but Daisy is more behaved when it comes to blatter control, we could just make sure that she is in a different room when your cat is insisde, and Sammy can be an only child for a week for the first time in his entire life (I think).
Besides, look how cute she is! : )

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy 4th!
    Okay, today, I must admit was fun but embarrassing. It made one of many stories that would fall into that particular category. It started off as a fun parade that we always have in our neighborhood. Mom and I set up our chairs and sat in cool shade drinking water and watching the floats go by. Now, my daycare was marching also, but I hadn't wanted to do it. So they marched out on foot with two vans that they owned in front and behind them. Miss A. asked if I wanted to join them (I thought she meant in the van) and so I ran to them in my bare feet. So my limbs  were burning, I was really thirsty, everyone was laughing at me, and to top it all of I stepped in horse poop and got heat stroke. Embarrassing? Yeah. Very.
    Have a good day!