Friday:

Hi people! Today I will delight you with not ONE, not TWO, and not THREE, but FOUR run on sentences!
So Friday I kind of hung around a lot, I sewed with Grandma J like crazy and took my pill and told Daisy to SHUT UP. I lied on the floor and listened to Demon talk about boy toys and Transformers and we watched bizarre soap operas like "All my Children" and "Days of Our Lives" where all they do is talk about who slept with who and how their best friends betrayed them forever. Uncle D and Demon went on a walk and then Demon mowed the front lawn and Uncle D mowed the back, then Demon and I watched random things, we hung around some more and saw the Divorce Court and then the news where a lady drank like, two gallons of water and died five hours. I feel bad for her and her family, then at 7:35 Uncle D and Demon and I went to the midnight Harry Potter book midnight thingy at Borders and got a number (112) and a wristband then went shopping and didn't get anything except some books, then we waited for the crowd to pour in and we hung out in the back of the Explorer and Demon took off his shoes and his feet were STINKY, so Uncle D wiped them off with baby wipes, then it smelled like rotten citrus, so we wiped his pitts too, yeah, I bet you've always wanted to know that : ), so to make a long story short we went in and waited FOREVER to get our books (Mom or the computer accidentally ordered two) and while we were in line I made a friend, and her names Danny, and she can do really good horse impressions, and we got hyper because we were so tired, or maybe she was always like that, I calculated that there were 600 people in the building, then we went home at 2:00 in the morning and took my pill and said prayer like VBC (a religious place that I was forced to go to with my daycare) always said, then woke up and it was Saturday!
Yay! Hooray! Four run-on sentences! Whoop-Dee hoop! Yahoo!
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