I can offer you so much more, like a pulse!

Terminator II: Judgment Day, directed by Woody Allen.

Sarah (played by Linda Hamilton): Dr. Peterman, you’re my psychiatrist. You have to let me out of this mental hospital! I'm not crazy!

Dr. Peterman (played by Woody, of course): Look, ordinarily, I would. I'm not such a bad person, I don't want to see you locked up, though I’ll tell you, those pull-ups you can do with your own bed, whew, that’s pretty impressive. Don't think I haven't thought about that a few times, let me tell you. You ought to charge admission to see that. I mean, you're the kind of woman, you don't just bring home the bacon, you could lift the whole livestock pen, what are you kidding me?

Sarah: I have to see my son. Terminator machines are going to rise up and destroy the world! John is the key to saving the future!

Dr. Peterman: Hey, don't talk to me about the future. Fifteen years in therapy, and all I know about the future is that some day, I'll be in it, and I still need to cram for it. Anyway ... hey, what do you think you're doing?

Sarah: (drags Dr. Peterman to his feet, holds a hypodermic needle to his throat) If you won't let me out, I'll hold you hostage while I break out!