Hark! The drunk Ferengi sings
“Glory to the ol’ purse strings!
Latinum talks, and that’s a fact
Greed and avarice trump tact”
Joyful all relations dance
To the music of finance
When Ferengi hosts prevail
Only fools will pay retail
Hark! The drunk Ferengi sings
“Glory to the ol’ purse strings!”
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