Every Auror in the world is looking for Sirius Black, but I can find him in two days flat while carrying a grungy piece of parchment in my beak. Yet I can't open a simple cage and rustle up a frog for dinner.
That's why I carry the Wizarding Express Card®. With the Wizarding Express Card, I can order in a nice blast-ended skrewt pizza, any time I want - even when the Muggles put that shaggy kid and me on the ol' bread-and-water diet. And the monthly statement is automatically deducted out of my personal Gringott's account.
What? - of course I have a fortune in Gringott's. How else do you think Sirius Black keeps his location a secret?
The Wizarding Express Card. Don't fly without it.
Anthony:
If this is the Anthony that I know so well...that I went to college with, and suffered great indignities at the hands of a short, megalomaniacal mime.....then you haven't changed a bit, my friend.
If this isn't you.....then you must be Sylar from NBC's "Heroes" and have stolen my friend's brain!
Otto
Posted by: Otto | November 30, 2006 at 02:24 AM
Otto! Whoaaaa. I haven't seen you since CSUS, circa 1986(?).
Posted by: pam | November 30, 2006 at 01:55 PM