What if Anne Rice's famous characters in Interview With a Vampire got TV exposure?
Pt 2: Cheers
Lestat: [The preening bartender/owner of a popular Boston evening hangout] You know Louie, the moment you dragged your sorry fangs into this joint I've been regretting it.
Louis: [A handsome but snobby night-school student] Wow, that's the longest you've gone without splitting an infinitive or dangling a modifier!
Lestat: You can't stand it that I'm not only popular with every warm-blooded chick in town but also I enjoy being a vampire.
Louis: We feed on death. We are a Kierkegaardian void unable to be filled for eternity. I loathe you and your smugness.
Lestat: You just want my ability to suck without any guilt-trips!
Louis: We are God's condemned, hunger without conscience and I think you're so HOT when you parade your callousness throughout time!
Lestat: I've been waiting since 1867 to hear you admit that....[They clinch in a vampire kind of way]
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