What if Anne Rice's famous characters in Interview With a Vampire got TV exposure?
Pt 1: The Odd Couple
[Setting: a 1970's New York apartment]
Louis: Will you look at this mess?! Lestat, we have a bridge tournament in less than five minutes, and you – you – just look at this place!
Lestat: [looking around] So it’s a little untidy. We’re two working men who live together in Manhattan. Your bridge ladies love you, they’ll understand!
Louis: Will they understand – THIS? [Picks up a dead courtesan wearing a bloody gown, shakes it at Lestat angrily.] [laughtrack]
Lestat: Oh, just throw it behind the couch, Louis, they’ll never see it.
Louis: [coldly] That’s where the constable is. [laughtrack]
Lestat: [unconcerned] Is there any dip for these Fritos? [laughtrack]
Stumble it!
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