The Book of Job Interviewing

Gabriel: And what are your qualifications for this job?

Job: Oy, how I suffered on my last job. The plagues, the deaths, the smiting...

Gabriel: Um, this is a teleconference liaison job. We don't anticipate too many plagues unless you count online viruses [laughs]

Job: Yahweh is all wise! [Rends garments for no particular reason] Is there a 401(K) plan?

Gabriel: No, but you are guaranteed eternal salvation and a pretty spiffy throne at God's right hand!

Job: The Father of Lies has a very nice 401(K) plan....

Gabriel: Yes, well, have you carefully read his Mission Statement? Not exactly Fortune 500 stuff in my opinion.

Job: Here's my card and my firstborn. I'll need a few days to think it over ...

- Anthony

Comments

[irishlass]

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I hope you don't mind my shameless promotion efforts ... if you do, I'll understand if you delete my comment.

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Thanks a bunch,

Julie

[pam]

Thanks for visiting!