"My name is Ray from First American Mortgage with a special offer. May I please speak to Mr. or Mrs. Dib?"
"This is Muad'Dib."
"Sir or Ma’am, do you ever wonder what the future will bring? Are you prepared for the challenges of tommorow's financing?"
"I am prepared for all events, for I am the Kwisatz Haderach. I see into the future with perfect clarity! I am the Bene Gesserit Totality! Your wife will leave you for a BMW dealer named Abdul and perish in Atlantic City in the year 2019."
"I'm sure, sir, but did you know that by investing in our 30-Year Second Mortgage Plan you can save up to 57% on future market costs?"
"Do you even know who I am?! I control the spice on Arrakis, the most precious substance in the universe! I am the Emperor of Known Space! Er .... 57% did you say?”
"Yes sir."
"Tell me more. Oh, and in six months your company will be investigated by the SEC.”
- Anthony
Stumble it!
Why have I never been to the Beancounter Parodies? Please, answer me that.
"This is Muad'Dib."
This is so perfect I can't stop laughing. I love it.
Posted by: Keith | June 27, 2004 at 12:21 PM