"Hagrid, what's this I hear about you and Prof. Sprout in the staff room after Advanced Herbology?"
"Blimey, Harry, ye can't believe everything yuh hear. Now pass me that bong there. Good lad. Got some new ganj here that'll knock the towel off a house-elf."
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"Hagrid, why does Sirius keep yelling 'I am not a number, I am a free man' all the time in his sleep?"
"Blimey, Harry, Azkeban Prison can do strange things to a man's mind. Those Dementors are right creepy, Harry -- kind of like that John Ashcroft."
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"Hagrid, where do babies come from?"
"Blimey, Harry, thought everybody knew the stork brings 'em. Just you wait. We'll be coverin' storks in yer sixth year of Care O’ Magical Creatures."
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"Hagrid, why was Professor Anne Rice so obsessed with vampires?"
"Blimey, Harry, never mind about that now. 'Old this stake nice ‘n’ steady while I 'ammer it in."
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"Hagrid, d'you think Malfoy likes me ... that way?"
"Blimey, Harry, only one way t' find out. Take him on a date in one of the thestral wagons. You two be back here before curfew."
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"Hagrid, what's a skank ho?"
“Blimey Harry, you got to lay off them Li’l Kim CDs before Filch confiscates ‘em..."
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"Hagrid, do you think professor Lupin has ever eaten anyone?"
"Blimey, Harry, o’ course not. Though it is true that his first year class was smaller than usual by Finals time. We thought they'd been lost in the Forest or something ..."
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"Hagrid, is it true that using your wand alone in the dark can make your palms hairy?"
"Blimey, Harry, o'course! But not to worry. Hairy palms can be dead useful. Lookit mine - I can wrestle a centaur in under two minutes wi' these hands!"
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