Borg

“Borg”
(sung to the tune of the “Friends” theme song)

So no one told you space was gonna be this way (clap-clap-clap-clap)
You're ship's a ghost, it's toast, your ego's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in hyperspace....
And you can't remember who you are
Your name, gender or race, but

We will come for you
(And your souls we will clone)
We will come for you
(You will become our own)
We will come for you
(Like we come for them allll)

Out in the Delta quadrant takin' over space
When all at once Q made us meet the human race
We tried to make Earth into our new scene
But Locutus and his band of thugs they stopped
Our lovely Borg queen, but

We’ll be there in you
(When the Borg Queen appears)
We’ll be there in you
(When your brain's in arrears)
We’ll be there in you
('Cause you're there in us toooo)

Replace your eyes with lasers
Replace your arms with tasers
You’ll gain a new perspective
Here, in our Collective
We’re like machines at war
Our babies born in drawers
You’ll call our cube your home and
We’ll add your species to our own, yeah

It's like you're always stuck in hyperspace....
And you can't remember who you are
Your name, gender or race, but

We will come for you
(Every boy, girl and poodle)
We will come for you
(‘Cause resistance is futile)
We will come for you
(Like we come for them allll!)

Comments

[jo]

"every boy, girl and poodle" heee !