It's a cold world out here. Be prepared.
* Bible warning label [via Grow-a-Brain]
* How to prove that your own God exists: the semi-serious way, and
* the completely serious Erisian way.
* Where to have the good buttons made. (My favorites so far are, "You're here to save my soul? I'm here to test your faith." and "Cats are taoists. They know the way and are always in it.")
Where In The World Is Jesus? A site that thoughtfully provides the latest news on the rapture front. Vote here for the way you think our Messiah will look when s/he comes back. From the guys that brought us Tomcruiseisnuts. [via Pen-Elayne]
How well do you know your Bushisms? Play the GWB Spelling Be. [via A Welsh View] The Kerry game looks cute too, but that joke is so yesterday.
Since we were on the subject of Chick parodies earlier, here's a very good site. Read "Dead to Rights" under the Archived section for an idea of how Chick will react when he meets his Maker. Unlike other parody writers/collectors, Psycho Dave just laughed when the Chickhead lawyers sent him nastygrams. Psycho Dave accepts submissions, but offers this advice: don't use actual Chick illustrations in the work. That's how the lawyers come after you - copyright infringement. So just draw your own comics. Shit, you've seen them - it won't be that tough.
Write your name using the Web of Letters. [via]
Have you visited Spamusement? Brilliant stuff. But not enough to get me to learn to appreciate spam. Keep trying, though. I'll be right here!
Study: Having an Imaginary Friend Can Be Healthy
Except when applying for a job.
- Ironic Times
Well, I'm haven't turned the corner yet, but I did sleep last night thanks to a last-minute prescription for that pink cough medicine. I'm here to tell you, it works. It deserves to have a religion based on it! Whups - been done already. No - I had the wrong drug in mind! The concept is still up for grabs.
This (very short) edition of Friday Roundup is brought to you by Daisy - or, as she's known in da hood, DJ Baby Dogg D.
Type in your zip code here, and watch what happens.
Am I the last one here to have come clean?
Are you a sinner? Take this simple (but weird) test. [via growabrain]
Have a good day, everybody. I'm off to grease the wheels of justice. (Last day, I sincerely hope.)
Check out these fantastic figurines, based on the art of Hiëronymus Bosch.
From the website:
[Bosch] holds a mirror to the world with his cerebral irony and magical symbolism, sparing no one. He aims his mocking arrows equally well at the hypocrisy of the clergy as the extravagance of the nobility and the immorality of the people.
[via]
One bleak day, it'll be someone's job to tell this ministry that it has adopted an unfortunate acronym. But it won't be my job. Oh no.
This is the funniest fake story I've read since the classic exploding toilets. [Via BlondeSense]
Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture
by Elroy Willis
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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.
"She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Don't say you weren't warned after you read the classic Happy Halloween, courtesy of our old friend Jack Ch1ck. [and stolen from Kimberly - but I repent! I repent!]
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