What stormtroopers do on their day off. These are inspiring. Suddenly I want to borrow some of my nephew's action figures, and head outdoors with the good camera.
Two Bangledeshi newspapers printed an Onion article as fact.
Regrow or repair your own teeth, using just a vibrator and horsehair. Yes! They claim it's true, so it must be true! Don't you feel like a chump now for flossing all these years.
Loyal Ikea fans react badly to a change of font in the newest catalog, from Futura to Verdana. Geez, people. Get a grip! It's not like they switched to Comic Sans. Or even Fraktur. [xx oo Nancy]
When Death comes for you, it's helpful to have priorities.
The SF earthquake quiz. Do you know what to do in the event of an earthquake? Hint: rescuing your drink is allegedly wrong. Whatever.
And finally, there's the TOWER MADE OF HUMAN TEETH. Cruel, cruel dentist! I bet he never even offered his patients any horsehair.
Um, bear with me, blogfolk. I may be a little sensitive about teeth today, as I have a root canal scheduled for noon. Please send me positive vibes. (Snerk.)
Is there a "Futura sucks" petition?
Posted by: Your mother | September 04, 2009 at 09:31 AM
Thanks for the stormtroopers link - best slide show ever!
Posted by: earwicga | September 13, 2009 at 02:15 PM