If a movie were begun on the day you were born, and ran once the entire length of your life, where would you be now in the movie? The genius behind WSD has created a handy generator that gently tells you how old you are in terms of one of your favorite movies. Plug in your birth date and (gah!) how long you believe you will live, and see which frame of The Big Lebowski you are on by now.
Me? Let's just say, Dorothy and her friends have already met the Cowardly Lion. And a big-ass leak just began in one of Titanic's holds.
Oh, ANYONE can plug-in your life to a Cohen Brothers stoner comedy. Here's the real test: what if your life and "Pulp Fiction" (or "Momento" or--this is very retro--"Last Year at Marienbad") were synched up? What frame would you be in? (Hint: it might well involve John Travolta in the bathroom or Bruce Willis on a motorcycle.)
For extra points: if your life and "Kill Bill" were synched up, how dead would David Carradine be?
Disqualifier: if,at any point, for any reason, you find yourself in-synch with Jar-Jar Binks, consdier yourself OUT OF THE GAME!
Posted by: Anthony | May 14, 2009 at 10:25 AM