Uncomfortable plot summaries? Gee, no kidding! [h/t Chaos Theory]
300: Gays kill blacks.
CLERKS: Aimless loser remains in dead-end job, abusive “friendship.”
DELIVERANCE: Tourists experience local hospitality.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU: Southern musicians encounter massive flooding and government incompetence.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.
CLERKS: Aimless loser remains in dead-end job, abusive “friendship.”
DELIVERANCE: Tourists experience local hospitality.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU: Southern musicians encounter massive flooding and government incompetence.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.
Read them all here.
They forgot:
TRANSFORMERS: Boytoys play with boys; parents, government confused.
SHOWGIRLS: Weekend in Vegas fails to advance girl's career; suffers from over-exposure.
ANNIE HALL: Badly dressed shiksa discovers why anti-semitism is SO sexy.
Posted by: Anthony | April 20, 2009 at 10:23 AM