The camp from hell

It's Saturday, so you have plenty of time to read The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing, a dark, twisted tale of an ordinary boy who goes to summer camp ... and finds he has become a pawn in a fiendish plot hatched by strange, animal-like camp counsellors. Recommended for anybody who's ever seen or played these sorts of bizarre, lost-in-translation situational video games - or knows enough to steer clear from them. It's 13 chapters long, with an option to listen along with the story.