In April, the Gloved One will auction off his prized possessions. Sure, there's a recession on. But some investments stand the test of time. They endure the vagaries of the economy, just like Neverland Ranch. Well, okay. Maybe there'll be lots of bidders from Dubai.
You really have to look through the photo gallery. It's kind of sad when you run across the silver astronaut and realize he's even hawking his MTV music video award.
I myself like the jewelry, and that picture of the glove and glasses throughout history is funny. But the limosine? The interior was designed by him, and it looks like a coffin. I would pay to stay out of there.
In a better world, I would already be "going to town" on the idea of the Crown Prince of Bizarro selling his mess of pottage. But this is so subliminally pathetic that I think I will pass in mournful silence and move on to something more uplifitng: such as the Wendy O Williams Bobble-Head Action Figures or even the collected Grammy Awards of Sigue Sigue Sputnik!
Posted by: Anthony | February 17, 2009 at 07:03 AM