(No chickens, ducks, pigs, goats, stoats or geese were harmed in the making of this main dish.)
Check in here for a list of dirty things you can say in front of your grandma on Thanksgiving.
More contributions from Twitter:
@santaispissed
The elves are stuffing the turkey and singing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt." I am cleaning the guns.
@thelordyourgod
THOU MAYST THINK THE TRYPTOPHAN-SLEEP THING IS A MYTH, BUT THE LORD
YOUR GOD THINKS NOT. AND REALLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS ANYWAY
And in case you missed it, the whole country got rick rolled at the Macy's Day Parade. The internet is over.
Happy Thanksgiving, blog folk!
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