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November 20, 2008



Now just stay with me for a moment:
Gay marriage legalized.
Gay couples vacation Alaska.
Increased ecological presence in AK causes ice to melt.
Russians over-react to ecological crises by invading.
Millions of patriotic Americans enlist to fight Soviet menace.
Pro-war/anti-war tensions tear families apart.
US military activated Skynet system to control conflict.
Skynet comes online, becomes sentient.
Judgement Day.
All you gays: stay single!

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