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November 18, 2008



Since it's been forever since i made a completely irrelevant blog-servation, here it is:
The Barack Obama/Spongebob Cabinet Game:
Obama can only use Spongebob characters for his cabinet. Who does he pick?
Mr. Krabs: Sec of The Treausry
Squidward: Sec of the Interior (Decorating?)
Sandy the Squirell: Sec of Defense
Mrs. Puff: Sec of Education
Plankton: Head of the EPA
Spongebob: Sec of State

Did I leave any important positions out?


Welcome back, and congrats on the perfect non sequitur.

For a man who doesn't watch TV shows, you know a disturbing amount about Spongebob Squarepants.


Last time I checked, there was no law against owning 5/6 Spongebob DVDs, which I do...
If I were still in grad school, I would be GLEEFULLY writing papers about SBSP entitled something along the lines of "Spongebob Squarepants: Post-Homoerotic Transgression and Krabby Patties"!

And Patrick: Head of the FDA!

Margaret (Nanny Goats)

If I make a comment on a non-sequitor comment, is my comment no longer non-sequitor?

Anyway, we have to give Pearl (Mr. Krabs' daughter) something to do, or else she'll cry a whale of tears.

Yeah, I haven't seen nearly every episode of SBSP, either.

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