If the economy tanks, here's my backup plan: con artist. (Unless I really do hone my skills as a pet psychic as previously discussed.) How to run a con is an interesting article on the psychology of accepting one's role in a scam. Then in the video, Michael Shermer teaches the art of the pigeon drop con. ::taking notes::
Since it's been forever since i made a completely irrelevant blog-servation, here it is:
The Barack Obama/Spongebob Cabinet Game:
Obama can only use Spongebob characters for his cabinet. Who does he pick?
Mr. Krabs: Sec of The Treausry
Squidward: Sec of the Interior (Decorating?)
Sandy the Squirell: Sec of Defense
Mrs. Puff: Sec of Education
Plankton: Head of the EPA
Spongebob: Sec of State
Did I leave any important positions out?
Posted by: Anthony | November 18, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Welcome back, and congrats on the perfect non sequitur.
For a man who doesn't watch TV shows, you know a disturbing amount about Spongebob Squarepants.
Posted by: pam | November 18, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Last time I checked, there was no law against owning 5/6 Spongebob DVDs, which I do...
If I were still in grad school, I would be GLEEFULLY writing papers about SBSP entitled something along the lines of "Spongebob Squarepants: Post-Homoerotic Transgression and Krabby Patties"!
And Patrick: Head of the FDA!
Posted by: Anthony | November 18, 2008 at 12:10 PM
If I make a comment on a non-sequitor comment, is my comment no longer non-sequitor?
Anyway, we have to give Pearl (Mr. Krabs' daughter) something to do, or else she'll cry a whale of tears.
Yeah, I haven't seen nearly every episode of SBSP, either.
Posted by: Margaret (Nanny Goats) | November 18, 2008 at 01:31 PM