Nailing the Wife - for people who like everything about porn except the sex. Brilliant! [SFW] (via Chaos Theory)
President Sarah Palin merchandise - You only have a few more weeks to kick Sarah Palin around before she heads back to Alaska, so buy up.
Handmade fonts - Cool! I wouldn't mind getting a set, but I'm not clear about the monetary exchange rate, fellas.
Um? There's a musical road in Lancaster, California? [YouTube] It seems that Honda had grooves cut into the road so that, when you drive that stretch at 55 mph, you hear The William Tell Overture. Sure, there are some bugs in the system, but I bet we could come up with some practical applications.
So you fell asleep watching a DVD, eh? Which one? (Me, I zodded out during Bourne Supremacy. Seriously, I still don't know what that damn movie's about. Though last week's Waldo Ultamatum cleared up some of it.)
And for BB and Anthony: 'Big Science' is always suppressing The Truth with their blatant pro-evolution anti-wacko agenda! It is time to fight back and urge schools to Teach The Controversy!
I only watch porno for the articles by reknowned authors. Or to quote the master (Woody A):
Luna Schlosser: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh?
Miles Monroe: Right.
Luna Schlosser: So then, what do you believe in?
Miles Monroe: Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.
I tried to teach the controversy but it wouldn't listen. It kept on blathering about "intelligent design" and "no free lunch" so eventually I just sent it home with a note saying "please home school this little idiot so he can go work in McDonalds..."
Posted by: Anthony | October 10, 2008 at 08:41 AM