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October 10, 2008



I only watch porno for the articles by reknowned authors. Or to quote the master (Woody A):

Luna Schlosser: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh?
Miles Monroe: Right.
Luna Schlosser: So then, what do you believe in?
Miles Monroe: Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.

I tried to teach the controversy but it wouldn't listen. It kept on blathering about "intelligent design" and "no free lunch" so eventually I just sent it home with a note saying "please home school this little idiot so he can go work in McDonalds..."

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