WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
This cracked me up. I'm sure the wife's half of the conversation was something along the lines of, 'Hey, if you're so against prostitution, what exactly are you doing here?'
If this couple lived in America, Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer would already be in a bidding war. What a waste!
Top four reasons why that guy should be happy his wife works in a brothel instead of a store:
4) Saving on shoe leather
3) Much more interesting gossip
2) Better tips
1) No union dues!
Top Four Reasons Why Wife/Brothel Thing Isn't A Good Idea:
4) "Is She Really Going Out With Him" more than just a Joe Jackson song now.
3) When she complains that some clients are jackasses she's not being metaphorical.
2) "Extras" brought home from work not always treatable.
1) Boasts about "long, hard day at work"!
Posted by: Anthony | January 09, 2008 at 11:39 AM
I love European brothels - the concept, not visiting them. Taxed, medically certified, and I think they're unionized. Didn't anyone ask him why he was there though to find this out?
Posted by: Lori | January 11, 2008 at 06:19 AM
Isn't it about time someone took the next step and asked about a musical adaptation of this episode entitled "Oh Brothel where art thou?" or "Brothel, can you spare a dime?" or even "The Brothels McMillan?"
Oh wait, I just did.
Posted by: Anthony | January 11, 2008 at 08:01 AM