I can has resolutions, please?

New Year's Resolutions for the Cat (Written by the Dog)

• I will not play Thundering Buffalo Stampeding across the Great Plains while humans and dogs are sleeping on the bed.

• I will patiently allow the dogs to sniff my mouth and nether regions when I return to the yard to bring them the news from the neighborhood.

• I will not weave around feet in the hallway or on the steps even though it does cause some excitement.

• When launching myself from the bed to the window or dresser, I must not use humans or dogs as a launching pad. The same is true of a landing pad.

Read the rest here. Good on ya, Mom!

Comments

[Lori]

I read this to my dogs, who, for the most part, agree...except they'd add, "Don't play 'Red Light, Green Light' with the cat making its way across the top of the fence in the backyard."