Hiding out from a cruel online world that wants to shove spoilers into my open eyes is getting more and more difficult. Luckily for us all, here at Beancounters nobody has a clue - and we're willing to share all we don't know. So hang out here today and have some laughs; it's safe.
Anthony riffed on 'mouse's earlier remark:
Harry (hanging over a cliff): You killed my father.
Snape: Dumbledore never told you what happpened to your father...
Harry: He told me enough. He said you and Wormtail sold him out to the Dark Lord!
Snape: No, I am your father.
Harry: No! That's impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, Harry. You know it to be true. And by the way, Hermione Granger is your sister...
[This could be the most original, thrilling scene possible in the hands of a great director. So for God's sake, don't let Lucas get near it...]
Actually, I think I like this one better:
"The Breakfast Wand"
[Harry, Hermione, Neville, Draco and Pansy are forced to do detention (without wands or spellbooks) in the dungeons of Hogwarts while Snape and Filch bitch about how Dumbledore ruined their lives. John Hughes will direct.]
Harry: Emilio Estevez
Hermione: Molly Ringwald
Neville: Anthony Michael Hall
Draco: Judd Nelson
Pansy: Ally Sheedy
Snape: Ben Stein
Carl the Janitor: Jeffrey Jones
I think there is a special place in hell for people who are trying to ruin this. I have stopped all but 5% of my surfing all week and it's not helping the wait.
Posted by: Kimberly | July 20, 2007 at 10:52 AM
This is all you need to know:
Rosebud is the name of Draco's sleigh.
In "Murder on the Orient Express", all the Slytherins did it.
In "The Crying Game", Winky is a guy.
Filch is Kayser Soze.
In "The Sixth Sense," Professor Lupin is already dead.
In "Fight Club," Barty Crouch Jr. turns out to be Moody's alter-ego!
Posted by: Anthony | July 20, 2007 at 11:58 AM