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Do you know who Faith Hill is? Can you picture her in your mind's eye? She's a pretty woman, isn't she? Well, simply 'pretty' don't cut it in the land of women's magazines. Here's a revealing look at Redbook's photoshop partay. Look how they airbrushed the hell out of her already nice-looking photo until she looks like a pasty, bland robot with poles for arms and hair that actually weighs her head down. Disgusting. (For a non-animated analysis, go here.)

Comments

[Anthony]

"Faith Hill" sounds like a god-awful (pardon the pun) sequel to "Silent HIll" only this time it takes palce at a supposedly long-abandoned Christian-themed amusement park filled with crazy cultists and such like. The upside is that such a sequel would de facto be better than the original, as NOTHING known to mankind (outside of Uwe Boll's "Blodrayne") could be worse than "Silent Hill" no matter how much they air-brushed Faith...
PS--exactly how does Uwe Boll--potentially the single worst firector of the last 30 years or so--get to do movies with people as relatively comepetent as Jason Statham, Ron Perelman, Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds (!)? It's twue, it's twue: check out the cast of the Boll's upcoming 60 million dollar (!) epic "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" and call me back...
Truly weird.

[pam]

Um ... darling, you ought to have your own blog, and call it "Non Sequiturs". Every day, you would start a post talking on one subject, and just ramble on until you ended at random, on a seemingly different note. Your readers would be challenged daily to figure out what the end of the post has to do with the beginning. There'd be winners announced weekly.