Philippine police chased down an unfit thief on Tuesday after he ran out of breath and asked his pursuers for a "time out." [...] The robber asked for a "time out" using hand signals.
You can do that?! Oh, man! I can totally commit crimes now! The thing that always held me back was the fact that I can't outrun anybody for shit. Not even my kid, in the days when we used to play Tag.
After he regained his composure, police seized the two stolen phones and brought him to a station for questioning.
Oh, well. Wouldn't you know. The same thing happens with my kid - I signal time out, and she swoops in and tags me anyway on some technicality.
So who taught her the rules for tag?
Posted by: your mother | June 26, 2007 at 02:21 PM