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May 24, 2007


Your mother


You. Wore. (I can't type it)Fabric made from p-word?

Who are you and what have you done to my daughter?


Not only that, but the blouse is ... a Liz! Remember how much I used to rail against her? I absolutely don't remember why now. Maybe it was how ugly everything used to be.


This sudden walkiness downtown is obviously a knock-off on the original
Transitarian diet.


I know that polyester has made great strides in looking better, but I still can't get the old joke out of my head, "Who are Polly and Ester, and where do they get those ugly clothes?"

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