Retractions

The Management of this blog wishes to make the following retractions.

1) Yesterday the Management's new house color was rather negatively described as "Poupon-colored beige". Actually, the color is a nice sort of sand color, which is very 'in' this year. Further, Management remembers perfectly well that they selected this color on purpose, and not because it "sucked less than any other".

2) Management's neighbor Bill is a caring, thoughtful man who, though sometimes guilty of speaking of women in outmoded and slightly sexist ways, as though he were stuck in the 1950's and can never break free, is friendly and respectful to all people ... with the possible exception of those who root against the Pittsburg Steelers. Management apologizes for maligning his character for a cheap laugh.

3) And apologizes some more for doing it again just now.

4) Management regrets getting all hoity-toity the other day, yelling that they might come down with the flu this week and how, if they did, it would all be the fault of Management's closest relatives. In point of fact, Management is in the best of health this morning, thank you; and even if they were not, it would be inappropriate to blame former flu-carriers for any infirmity, because people don't get other people sick on purpose, dammit.

We now return you to our regular posting schedule. However, in the interest of keeping this blog controversy-free, Management has decided to change the format to an all-bunny site.

Comments

[Anthony]

I haven't seen so much liberal guilt-tripping since the "Diversity Workshop" I'm being forced to attend this Friday. Short of voting Republican on a regular basis, I can't think of any intellectual mea culpa so culpa that it would justify the conversion of an acceptably adult blog into bunny propaganda of the kitschy-est kind!

[Your mother]

I think SOMEBODY needs a nap.

[pam]

Boy, that's for sure. :-)

[bunny]

I have tons of bunny pictures for you if you need them.:) And Management's closest relative would like to point out that they can too, indeed, make people get the flu on any occasion and have been resisting temptation for the past week.
-Bunny (Management's daughter)