I swear, once school is over and my sense of humor is no longer a danger to others, Anthony and I will create some parody religious tracts and get them ready for net-wide distribution. The day is coming! Until then, we'll have to be content with other people's works of genius.
The mighty blogger Humuhumu has posted a reprint of a tract called simply Tiki, in the hope that some of us will see the Light, and not be tempted by Satan into the pagan world of fruity drinks and temperate zones.
Our first project will be the creation of a entire range of "Cutting-Edge Christian Style" tracts from the fashion and clubbing obsessed writer Jack Chic (you gotta think about this one for a second and then it all pops into place...) Our first effort: "Metrosexual is SO Ten Minutes Ago In the Eyes Of The Lord" will premiere in June! Our second offering--"The Devil Wears Prada AFTER Labor Day"--will debut in Paris just in time for the new Fall line from Gauthier.
We're completely saved on this this! We hope you will be too!!
Posted by: Anthony | April 27, 2007 at 07:53 AM