Unremitting Failure describes his workplace. Hmm, I think I've been there ...
Occasionally, whilst wandering in the central labyrinth of our federal office building, one comes across a badly injured comrade who will never make it back out alive. Their injuries are generally due to (1) attacks by the marauding gangs of larger, surlier bureaucrats who have grown feral over the years or (2) old age. It is customary to deliver the coup de grace to a grievously injured fellow fed, either by offering them one of the cyanide capsules that are handed out like candy here, or by luger shot.
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