Four reasons we're sure Sammy is really a cat:
1) <--- He likes to hang out on the window sill.
2) He meows, especially when he yawns.
3) He's sort of snooty about staying on your lap, unless you're wearing dark clothes.
4) He sheds, blogfolk. Oh, how he sheds. He sheds like he's trying to duplicate himself.
No sign of hairballs yet, but we're waiting.
Mind Tricks Dogs Play On Humans [via The Poodle and Dog Blog]
* Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then when the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
* Make strangers feel sorry for you. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
* Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go pee, sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
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