Especially the blood bank one

I haven't heard some of these before. One of them is sure to come in handy, when I finally f'n conk out this afternoon.

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a fifteen-minute power nap they raved about in that time   management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put

your   ear down real close?"

And, the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.....

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "....In Jesus' name, Amen."

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[Anthony]

If they outrank you:
"Quit trying to have sex with me in my cubicle. That's why you have an office!"
If they're below you:
"Are we going to have sex in my cubicle or do I have to seduce you in the file room?"
If you are on equal footing:
"My cubicle's a little neater but yours is much more hot 'n' nasty!!"
If it's the UPS guy:
"I'm not authorized to sign for packages; even yours!"