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February 28, 2007



If they outrank you:
"Quit trying to have sex with me in my cubicle. That's why you have an office!"
If they're below you:
"Are we going to have sex in my cubicle or do I have to seduce you in the file room?"
If you are on equal footing:
"My cubicle's a little neater but yours is much more hot 'n' nasty!!"
If it's the UPS guy:
"I'm not authorized to sign for packages; even yours!"

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