We can't resist the name generators, can we? Especially when they offer free and 100% accurate personality assessments to boot.
Otkatla Wargoat
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women.
Yuh damn skippy.
As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.
Um .... No comment.
You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.
Just like in my office.
People who've known you for a while don't always trust your word. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you.
Just like in my family. Uncanny!
Vikings? Vastly over-rated, foul smelling anger-management challenged second-tier badasses.
Now the Spartans...That's authentic Old School tough. These guys were so manly that under Spartan law they were required to return home once a year and have sex with their wives and concubines just to assure the continuing supply of Spartan warriors. Otherwise, they were perfectly content to spend the year being totally Brokeback Mountain with their buddies. AND NOT A SINGLE OTHER GREEK CITY STATE EVER LAUGHED AT THEM BECAUSE OF IT!
That's macho!
So what's your Spartan name?
Posted by: Anthony | January 24, 2007 at 08:18 AM
Thanks Pam. This was great fun. So why I am oddly pleased with their assessment of me as a Viking??
Posted by: Dagrun Deercatcher | January 24, 2007 at 08:33 AM
don't they get cold in their fjords, them nekkid vikings?
Posted by: e | January 24, 2007 at 04:58 PM