Saving all his love for Whitney

Mainstream news just got a whole lot weirder today.

Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden is so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband, Bobby Brown, it was claimed last night.

"[Osama would talk about] how beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

I like this remark in the comments section: "Yeah, but how would he get round Kevin Costner?"

It's too bad the CIA shut down the Osama division last month. They could have used Whitney in a plot to snare him. It's what the CTU would have done.

Comments

[Dan]

Oh, good night. I heard he had a thing about Katie Couric, too.

[Anthony]

So wierd even I refuse to comment on it.
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I reasonably doubt that Shi'ite extremist and all-around Enemy of Western Culture Osama Bin Laden has a "soft spot" for Whitney "Anyone Remember My Career?" Houston. If he does, then my Creep-Meter just went off the map and into space!

[your mother]

I heard about this. I thought they were all holding out for virgins, lots of virgins.

[ally bean]

too strange. i'm not big on either of them, but really can the world get any weirder?