Wild! Just now in the "updated weblogs" section, up popped a blog written by Martha's Apprentice.
Already I have two major problems. One, the blog is a slick-looking thing, colored in Martha's signature green and turquoise, so you know it was designed by Omnimedia. How are we supposed to trust we're getting the good dirt if the blog is so obviously Officially Sanctioned?
And two, this woman only managed three blog posts in March. Three! What's that about? What kind of blog commitment does that signal? Is she claiming to have a life or something?
Yo, Dawna. You can either have a life, or you can be a blogger. Now choose!
There is a third alternative, of course, involving life driving you into the ground, keeping you from participating in either.
Posted by: Keith | April 10, 2006 at 08:51 AM
Not only both of those beefs, Pam, but this:
"I have to apologize. It’s been way to long since I last posted. I have no excuse other than to say I’ve never in my life been so busy." (emphasis mine)
How can one possibly work for Martha Stewart and misspell/misuse "to" in place of "too."
I mean really.
Posted by: maya | April 10, 2006 at 09:06 AM
Dropping O's. What's next?
It's a god thing.
Posted by: Keith | April 10, 2006 at 09:11 AM