LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A controversial television seance airing on Monday will claim it has reached the spirit of John Lennon, but viewers will have to pay $9.95 to find out what the peace-loving Beatle has to say.
You probably didn't know this, but I am occasionally psychic. And right now, I feel an otherworldly presence in the room ... A spirit manifestation from beyond ... it's Lennon! Ohmygosh! He wants to send a message!
He says, 'Yoko, get a real job, and quit selling off me knickers for rent money.'
Uncanny!
Check it out - he even let me take a free picture of his ectoplasm:
Update: Unfortunately, Yoko's already found my blog post, and wants you to know you are forbidden to download the ectoplasm JPG unless you send her $45 USD first. She's gonna give me her PayPal link here in a moment.
aw, come on, yoko's not into this, it says so. woman has more money than god anyway, puahing 70 or so. sheesh.
Posted by: e | April 22, 2006 at 08:12 PM
heading on towards 80, i guess
Posted by: e | April 22, 2006 at 08:17 PM
My philosophy: there's good avant-garde vocalizing (Diamanda Galas, Cathy Beberian, Debbie K, Joan LaBarbera) and then there's Yoko (listen to "Don't Worry Kyoto" on the Lennon/Ono "Live in Toronto" CD for an especially unbearable sample).
There's good avant-garde art (list too long for a blog) and then there's Yoko (try watching her "Fly" movie if you can).
Now don't get me wrong, I don't blame her for breaking up the Beatles (Linda Eastman wasn't exactly a welcome Beatle wife either). I just blame her for being an unbearably untalented poseur married to one of the better pop musicians of the latter part of this century.
Posted by: Anthony | April 24, 2006 at 06:26 AM