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February 10, 2006



Is that for real?! Hahahahah... I want to be a big star, too!

Anyone vaguely Northern European looking can make it in Germany. It's almost as easy as making it in Japan, where blonde bimbos and beefcake boys earn a tremendous amount of attention simply because the Japanese are non-blonde and non-beefcake (Sumo wrestlers decidedly do not count) and consequently lust after that which they do not possess.
Now, making it in North Korea takes real talent. DH couldn't earn a five minute lip sync appearance on 1AM budget cable amateur talent contest for Panggye TV if his life (which, in North Korea, it frequently does) depended on it...
"Hooked On A Feeling"? DH would be lucky to get hooked on meathook in a prison cell...

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