"I gotcher 'blog theme' right here, boy."
Jo awards her own, er, awards, which are way better because they come from a friend, not a popularity contest. Someone who reads the person, and does not take off points just because a writer does not rigidly stick to her "blog theme". Hence, Beancounters has earned the coveted Spanglemonkey Velvet Ironspiked Conundrum of Social Justice 2005 Award!
No, I'm not exactly sure what it means, either. As I understand, Jose Cuervo was on the panel of judges. But whatever! All the better! Thank you, Sister Gatling Gun of Universal Acceptance!
Oh, yes, that's right, Jose was on the judges panel, wasn't he.
But that does not tarnish the honor and distinction of our awards! In fact, it enhances the gleam of our trophies! Because we know it's from the depths of Jo's heart and perhaps her puke bag, as well!
World peace and harmony through the Spanglemonkeys AND salt rimmed goblets of Margaritas!
Posted by: GraceD | January 02, 2006 at 10:56 AM
Yes, but did Joan Rivers trash your dress on the red carpet? ;) Bravo. Is there a list of all the honorees?
Posted by: Wende | January 02, 2006 at 12:27 PM
Why was I passed up for "Best Non-Linear Contributor To A Blog (SALS Category")? These awards are popularity contests won by whoever (or whomever, Pam's mom can referee that one) gets to be Homecoming King and Queen!
But congrats to Pam for doing whatever she did to win whatever she won....
Posted by: Anthony | January 03, 2006 at 06:11 AM
All you have to do is ask, Anthony, and it's yours! That's the beauty of the Spanglemonkeys.
Posted by: Jo | January 03, 2006 at 07:46 AM
Basically, he just did. Darling, consider yourself awarded! W00t!
Since you don't have a blog anymore, though, you'll just have to make the little icon into your screen saver. :-)
Posted by: pam | January 03, 2006 at 07:52 AM
Speech! Speech!
Posted by: Jo | January 03, 2006 at 04:17 PM