I made an impulse stop for coffee at my office building.
"What can I get you?" asked the barista (baristo?), an older gentleman who plays Traffic on the stereo.
"Um ... Redemption ... enduring friendship ... an unexpected opportunity ... a rewarding career."
"Sure. Vente or grande?"
Wait til you taste the cherry pie!
But watch out for the dancing midget in the Red Room and all mynah birds!!
Posted by: Anthony | January 26, 2006 at 10:24 AM
Grande.
That's the bigger one, right? (I don't know, I shop at a place that sells "Corporate Coffee Sucks" t-shirts)
Posted by: ben | January 26, 2006 at 12:05 PM
The guy was actually over 30? The crystal in his hand, implanted by Borgbucks, wasn't blinking?
Everytime I make an emergency java run to the Borgbucks on Sunrise@White Rock, I always feel as though I'm walking into a girls HS locker room interrupting the fun of the Latte staff. This is in the evening.
I almost a did an improvised cheer in there once, but was warned that I might be recorded and it could affect my future.
Posted by: scupper | January 26, 2006 at 12:26 PM
Ya know, pam.. it's posts like this that keep me coming back to read more...
Next time, grab me one of them cups... I'll take a grande.
Posted by: Debra | January 26, 2006 at 12:27 PM
Scupper: It's not Borgbucks (a name I am absconding with, BTW), but a nice couple with a small Java City franchise. Which is one degree from independent.
Debra: You got it. And a biscotti on the side!
Posted by: pam | January 26, 2006 at 01:38 PM
Yes, Borgbucks is awesome. Let's try to promulgate it to the point that it becomes the Word of 2006.
Posted by: CmdrSue | January 26, 2006 at 05:58 PM
Did someone mention biscotti? Yes please! Once I stop laughing.
Posted by: Daisy | January 27, 2006 at 07:34 AM
I will definitely be saying "Borgbucks." Heeheehee.
We have Dazbog here. Google them. They're fun.
Posted by: snow | January 27, 2006 at 01:25 PM
Barista is the right word, not baristo.. the strange things is that we in italy often we call him barman..
ciao.
Posted by: francesco | January 30, 2006 at 04:39 AM