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November 29, 2005

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Anthony

Just out of curiosity, did the Air Force happen to leave any spare B-52s or portable nuclear missles lying around when they left? My neighbors are pissing me off and I thought an evening or two of saturation bombing or even a 50K warhead left on their porch might send them a message....
And not to be too...well...curious, were there any young enlisteds accidentally left behind ala "Home Alone" who might need a domicile for awhile? You have no idea how envious your friends can get when you bring home your own personal flyboy. Beats pink lawn flamingos by a sky-high mile...

pam

I might have known your mind would take this turn. Any mention of the military ...

Anthony

Red rag, bull; bull, red rag...

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