One of the guards at the front desk makes little remarks to himself throughout the day, a la Kreacher the house elf in HP5.
It got me to thinking how easy it would be to get away with talking to yourself all the time in public. Just clip a cell phone to your belt, and put one of those wireless Uhura-things on your ear.
People wouldn't think you're a crazy loon - just rude. Sure-fire! If you consider that an improvement, I mean.
The gig would be up pretty soon for me as I don't own a cell phone. I know, I know--but I don't really need one. (It's bad enough IZ and I IM all day long working in the same house!) So, I guess people will just have to put up with my muttering to myself. Which, upon reflection, isn't much different than my blog. :)
Posted by: Wende | November 22, 2005 at 06:43 PM
Lily Tomlin once said it best: "All the people in New York who talk to themselves should be paired up so it would LOOK like they were having a conversation..."
Posted by: Anthony | November 23, 2005 at 05:29 AM