The house where it's Halloween ... all year long ... Mwah-ha-ha-haaa!
Kitchen: In spite of the cabinetry, the white walls mean they're either not fetishists, or they're trying to put the house back on the market.
How do you accessorize a place like this? Anyone? I mean, cookware from Wa1-Mart just isn't doing it justice.
Actually, for a moment I thought they were all shaped like trash receptacles. So much for the universiality of semiotic theory...
Call me back when you can find people who decorate their houses in rare and nonrenewable woods (teak toilet seats would be particularly decadent) and have stuffed and mounted heads of endangered species on their walls! Now that would be tastelessness worth blogging about!
(Wait a minute, isn't this the plot of the Brando/Broderick movie "The Freshman"?)
Posted by: Anthony | November 17, 2005 at 07:54 AM