Little-known Bourne installments

THE BOURNE DISPARITY
After enemy operatives destroy his favorite John Mayer poster, a revenge-minded Jason Bourne wipes out the Bulgarian secret police and bitch-slaps an aspiring model.

THE BOURNE MONOTONY
After infiltrating NASCAR, Jason Bourne takes the wheel of the Home Depot car and drives in a circle for two hours, twenty minutes.

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Comments

[Jo]

THat is SO FUNNY. Oh my god. I thought it was one of you and anthony's, too.

[Anthony]

Pam and I have written stuff just as or funnier. Ask her about our LENGTHY opus involving a trip to Iowa to make a movie with David Lynch. If you dare....

[Anthony]

Pam and I have written stuff just as funny or funnier. Ask her about our LENGTHY opus involving a trip to Iowa to make a movie with David Lynch. If you dare....

[Jo]

Is it on the parody blog?

[pam]

No. He means I will never let it see the light of day! But other kewl stuff abounds there.

[Anthony]

Pam is wise to "protect" her readers from the mind-boggling trove of forbidden goodies which comprise a large bulk of our parodies. From the relatively sane waters of Ab Fab/X-Files crosssover episodes we move at an accelerating pace to the murkier sholes of David Lynch movies, Harry Potter mutations and a party for JK Rowling in which Wishbone, Eddie the Dog from Frasier and Steve Erwin the Crocodile Guy all play vastly important parts. Then there's the whole "Shirtless" cycle, which a 100 years from now will be thought of as the most important virtual film script of the time.
It really is that good I tell you all....

[pam]

Darling, with superlatives like that, you should be pimping our blog about the nets!

[BB]

We need them to be seen! Let themout of the dark, and release the brilliance to mankind.