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September 25, 2005



I'm surprised you need to be told: Never let yourself fall for a guinea pig. Especially a Welsh one.


To slightly mis-quote a character from "Barbershop II": "you don't want no chickenheaded, rollerneck hamster, do you?"
Look, I hate to say it, but the word on the street is that Sooty is a skank ho of a hamsta and bad news from a long way off. You're better off with a gerbil or even a ferett.


BB says "take a walk on the furry side".


like sooty gives a rat's a** about YOUR needs, babe. It's all about sooty.

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