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November 16, 2004

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Anthony

Like, he can't just blink his eyes or snap his fingers (or whatever) and make a full-blown PERFECT production appear at his pleasure? Talk about slumming...
I've always wanted to meet DeLancie just to ask him the (probably) blindingly obvious question of whether he is related to the great Philadelphia oboist John DeLancie (who as a soldier in WWII was responsible for Richard Strauss writing his lovely Oboe Concerto)!

pam

::tsk:: That's such a blindingly obvious question! Can't you be a little more original?

Anthony

OK, how about "what was going through your mind when you found out that you'd be acting side-by-side with Patrick Stewart?" Or, "is Marina Sirtis as hot in street clothes as she is in a 24th Century midi?" or even "Is LeVar Burton really blind?"
THOSE are models of originality and nouveauness...!

pam

No, no. Here's how I would approach it. "So, um, what was it like to be omniscient?"

Or better, "Remember that time, when you got mad at Captain Picard? so you like, sent the whole Enterprise into the Delta Quadrant? and forced them to meet the Borg? That was cool."

I bet I could get his eyes to roll so far back into his head, they'd never come out again. Dare me?

Anthony

Even better: "Dude, I know this fan fiction site where they've got X-rated stories of you and Picard and Beverly Crusher. Wanna read some?"
I bet that could get a 360 degree eye-roll!

pam

Yes! There's nothing an actor likes more than to be forever stereotyped as one of his early characters!

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