Go see our girl Courtney, looking perfectly sober. Perfectly! Completely rehabilitated!
For that matter, you might as well throw integrity out the window, and read the rest of Go Fug Yourself's fashion remarks about the Emmys. I didn't watch it, but the annual parade of bad gowns remains a hallmark of the event for me. O guilty pleasure.
I think that America's Dysfucntional Celebrities deserve more credit than they get. Without Courtney, Jacko, Whitney/Bobby, Tom Sizemore, Nick Nolte, Britney, McCauley, Jacko (he's at least dysfunctional celebs in his own right) and others, what would we do for entertainment? We might have to resort to actually communicating with people about real subjects and treating other humans as real people and not just media-saturated Walking Disasters! I don't think America is ready for such "grown-up" relationships, do you? So while we have 'em (ie, before they OD, get sent to rehab, jail or Divorce Court) I say we should take a moment to say "Thank You Dysfunctional Stars for allowing me to spend every day basking in your reflected malaise and decadence!"
Posted by: Anthony | September 21, 2004 at 08:01 AM
What? Did something happen to McCauley?
Posted by: Jo | September 21, 2004 at 12:55 PM
He was arrested for something a few days ago. Drunk driving, was it? I don't remember. I just remember seeing his picture on a news site.
Posted by: *Name Hidden* | September 21, 2004 at 01:47 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/ap20040918_526.html
Macaulay Culkin was arrested on drug charges during a traffic stop in Oklahoma. Per Anthony, thank you, Macaulay!
Posted by: pam | September 21, 2004 at 03:14 PM
Ah, taking that long, slow child actor descent... for our entertainment!
Posted by: Jo | September 21, 2004 at 04:17 PM