Talk Like A Pirate Day

Dig out yer copy of "The Pirate Movie", lads 'n' lasses, 'cause soon it be the nineteenth o' September. An' the nineteenth o' September be Talk Like a Pirate Day. So don yer gear, 'n' hoist th' Jolly Roger! Miss Flint! Take th' wheel there, lass, an' steer us true! Arr, there's no life like a pirate's life! Now hoist the mainsail! Look alive, ye swabbers!

Whew. That's about it for me. Thanks for coming over, everybody! Buh-bye! ... What? You say I have to keep this up all day on "Talk Like a Pirate Day"? Okay. Let me catch me breath, while I learn me true pirate name.

And it would really help if Johnny Depp were here to, you know, show me the ropes.

Comments

[scorpy]

Arrrr, Matey!
Jonny Depp can drop in and "show me the ropes" any day!
Shiver me timbers, I say.
Shiver me timbers if ya hear what it is I'm sayin'.

[Saffie]

Avast ye and shiver me timbers--that Depp matey may charm the lasses in port but he be not half the man "Hell Raisin' Hartnett" or "Avaunt Ye Ahston" be. Just ask the Widow Demi--she knows what side of the starboard leeways her jib be cut and her topsails be trimmed, if ye know what I be innuendoing about, which I barely do meself....
And lubbers, don't even bring up Captain Howie or First Mate Dennis Q if ye be meanin to keep these here cyberpages below NC-17!