It seems I am going to die at age 79. This is bad - better go on a diet. On second thought, if 79 seemed plenty long enough, I'd get to finish these-here Chips Ahoys. Decisions, decisions. Hey, I could always program the Auto-Blog feature to post for me after my death.
[Via Verbatim, who'll be blogging for decades after I go.]
Update: I just input Pope John Paul II's birthdate (5/20/1920) and probable BFI, and got this result:
This explains why the Vatican can say with such confidence that God is pissed about feminist values and gay marriage - the ruddy Pope must be speaking from the grave!
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