It's Sentence Smackdown time again. This week, Martha has chosen eight words she claims to be indifferent to. (And does she really need a reason? Really? I ask you.)
Miasma
Hemoglobin
Uvula
Yeoman
Loge
Semicolon
Skedaddle
Effluent
Bonus points to anyone who can make the subject of their sentence the fact that Mary-Kate Olsen is currently being treated for an eating disorder.
Mindy, hope your hemogloben level is stabilized, 'cause you're going down this week!
Update: The winner is ... our own Jo! Who entered late but gave a strong showing and smacked the rest. Congratulations!
I almost fainted after I saw Zeno's... SENTENCE! Saw his SENTENCE!
I am going to go pick up lunch to restore my blood sugar, and then you'd better strap a pillow to your ass, sweetcakes.
Posted by: Mindy | June 23, 2004 at 12:06 PM
I've followed your shining example, but I think Zeno's got this one, hands down. Damn!
Posted by: Snowball | June 23, 2004 at 12:30 PM
Oh! My god! They're all great! Fuckall!
Posted by: jo | June 23, 2004 at 01:22 PM
They're all very intimidating! Some quite amusing and punnicular uses of the word SEMICOLON, I must say.
I'm just petty enough to be happy when I see somebody disqualifying him/herself on a technicality.
Posted by: pam | June 23, 2004 at 01:40 PM
There. I have spent myself.
Posted by: jo | June 23, 2004 at 04:22 PM
Oh shit, orionoir's entry dusts all of us.
Posted by: jo | June 24, 2004 at 07:23 AM
"With rumors of aneroxia trailing her like a miasma of rotting chicken wings, pop cutie Mary Kate Olson-- her uvula visibly swolen and her hemoglobin level reportedly near zero--abandoned her yeoman attempts at adolescent stardom and recently checked in to a private clinic for eating disorders; because of security issues surrounding the clinic and their controversial "effluence aversion" techniques, reporters trying to catch a glimpse of half of the Olson duet on the second floor loge of the clinic were told to 'skedaddle' by Olson's bodyguard."
Posted by: Anthony | June 24, 2004 at 09:10 AM
Anthony, you really ought to enter a sentence next week. Though if you won the prize, you'd need your own blog to show it off!
Posted by: pam | June 24, 2004 at 09:39 AM
Anthony needs his own blog anyway. He's too entertaining not to be blogging for our amusement.
Posted by: Snowball | June 24, 2004 at 02:36 PM
*gasp* They picked ME!
Posted by: jo | June 24, 2004 at 04:36 PM
Girl, you rule! You must be a writer or sumpin'!
Posted by: pam | June 24, 2004 at 07:08 PM
I suppose I can't enter any more, with any honor. I'm going to have to create some fake blogs, just so I can play
*sigh*
Posted by: jo | June 24, 2004 at 08:25 PM
As past champion, you MUST play!
Posted by: pam | June 25, 2004 at 06:46 AM